The Ultima 8 Gallery of Absurdities
Pagan has a funny five minutes
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Recently I decided to re-play Pagan, and I remembered a few stupid things that shouldn't happen...
The Avatar, suffering from multiple abends
One of the more surreal moments in Pagan
Beren, minister of Justice
Beren finds me Guilty of vandalising the park bench
Mordea, the Tempest
The Tempest is about to taste a meal she will never forget!
Whoops, there goes the flambé
Beren appears, head in the clouds, to administer Justice to the cook
..but the palace guards administer Justice to him instead. (far right)
The Avatar, trying to put Rhian out of her misery
The avatar lies in wait, but then the bomb goes off and he falls in.
But what Beren doesn't know, is that the Avatar has been deallocated by the heap manager..
Beren now administers Justice to segment address [0000:0000]..
..bringing the game to its inevitable conclusion
The Guard, Oppressor of the Poor
A guard oppresses a citizen. We can't have that, can we?
From the guard's dead lips come forth these words
Even though he is dragged all the way to a watery grave
Silence at last!
Beren gets into trouble with the guards again
Ough! Fear not, I shall Ough! take care of Ough! this matter Ough!
I built the Tower Of Babel
The Avatar prepares to climb up to the very Gods themselves
Devon, punchbag to the Avatar
Earn dexterity and strength points by hitting Devon repeatedly.
Beren, committing suicide
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